Do you call yourself a MILF?
Then you suck.
I cannot stand that shit.
Stay far away from me.
Or I might pull your jeans down and expose your cellulite.
Don’t have any? I’ll pinch your thighs until I create some.
I already don't like you…
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MILFness does not have to be announced. It makes itself known whether you want it to or not. And it makes me stare. And get in mounds of trouble.
April 26, 2008 at 1:58 am
@BusyDad: Well it’s one thing if YOU, Jim, are calling her that. But if she’s calling herself that? Hmph.
you know people who call THEMSELVES MILF?
that’s crazy… pinch them for me!
April 26, 2008 at 1:58 am
@CamiKaos: Will do!
*shudder* that’s just WRONG.
April 26, 2008 at 2:10 am
I know!! (N)
No, no, no, no… one never calls themself a MILF. That’s just tacky.
April 26, 2008 at 1:58 am
@Deb: Yes, yes yes they do!!
Seriously? I would think that the “I” in MILF would exclude someone from calling herself that… you know, unless you’re really into masturbation… and let’s be honest, you don’t have to be hot for that. ;)
April 26, 2008 at 1:58 am
@cablegirl: LMFAO!!! You don’t!
If someone is calling themselves a MILF, chances are they are NOT.
April 26, 2008 at 1:58 am
@Honeybell: I know, right?
LOL!!! I love you. Just what I needed my first day back on the blogging playground. You rock, hard!
April 26, 2008 at 1:59 am
@ConverseMomma: I love you too! I’ve missed you!!
I never call myself a MILF, but I do sometimes tell the internet I’m hot. Then I post a picture of me in my bathrobe with no makeup and messy hair just to prove it. NOT! lol
April 26, 2008 at 1:59 am
@Groovy Mom: LOL. You are hot – Ms Fit Friend!
LMAO…
You should send them a link to the T-shirt store so they can purchase a FUTURE MILF tshirt for their daughter.
April 26, 2008 at 1:59 am
@OHmommy: Yes!
There you go. Coffee out the nose yet one more time. When, oh when, am I going to learn to not drink things while reading your blog? And hey, I guess I am an old-fashioned gal (and I can’t believe I actually used that word, gal) because I find the term MILF totally offensive. Maybe because it makes me htink of my own mom and…eeew, ick.
April 26, 2008 at 2:00 am
@Kori: Gal! LOLOLOL. I use it too, so it’s cool. We’re gonna bring it back.
You had me at pull my jeans down.
I had to change clothes at Pinch My Thighs.
What was this post about? :)
April 26, 2008 at 2:00 am
@Mr Lady: I laughed so hard at this my laptop fell off my lap. You are a damned fool.
Who the fuck calls themself a Milf?? I’ll help you pinch her thighs..
April 26, 2008 at 2:00 am
@Nissa: Yay! Help!
HahaHA!
Laughing out loud at my desk. Lawyers are looking at me like I’m crazy. Remind me not to read your blog while I’m at work anymore as I don’t think my co-workers appreciate seeing coffee spray from my nose.
April 26, 2008 at 2:01 am
@LunaNik: *this is me reminding you*
If someone refers to herself as a MILF, wouldn’t that mean she wants to fuck herself?
I suggest that she go do so.
April 26, 2008 at 2:01 am
@Mama Zen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! :)) :D
It’s a “Here’s your sign” moment. (What’s that rednecks name?)
If you call yourself a MILF… you’re probably not.
April 26, 2008 at 2:02 am
@Jen @ The Cubicle’s Backporch: Usually, they aren’t. Like, mushroom top over cut off jean shorts with too small shirts that they think they can use as boob support because they’re so godawfully tight. With the teased curly hair and straight bangs. Oh and drawn on eyebrows.
No, but I use DILF all the time.
April 26, 2008 at 2:02 am
@Huckdoll: *lol* Cuz, you’re nasty.
I’ve never called myself one – I’m totally with you on that – but I so badly want to be called a MILF!!
April 26, 2008 at 2:03 am
@April: You are so a fucking MILF – stop frontin’.
Ick! Why would someone call themselves that?! Why would you want someone to call you that?! It boggles my mind and should only be a term that frat boys use.
April 26, 2008 at 2:03 am
@Stephanie: I like frat boys. They can call me that all day long. :p
i have a teeshirt i sleep in that has a skull and crossbones on it and says mylf. it doesn’t go in public. it does make me feel naughty. it does get me laid everytime i wear it. it does the job, even if it is false advertising.
are you going to pinch me, now? :P
April 26, 2008 at 2:04 am
@zoeyjane: Nope. That’s different. :)
*ahem*
I do believe the correct term is Yummy Mummy
April 26, 2008 at 2:04 am
@Sue Doe-Nim: *lol* Isn’t that a show on TLC?
MILF!! People still say that!!?? Really?!
April 26, 2008 at 2:04 am
@Anonymous: Fuck yeah they do. Pitiful, eh?
Ah Sue you beat me to it, YUMMY MUMMY all the way.
Nigella Lawson anyone?
April 26, 2008 at 2:04 am
@Xbox4NappyRash: The cook?
How can you call yourSELF a MILF? Mom – *I* – Would…yeh…
April 26, 2008 at 2:05 am
@Ashley: They do it! They’re nuts, but they do it. I think they change it to MYLF sometimes. Just as bad, IMO.
I’m laughing a little too hard here… because I’m such an old bitch I would probably be so thrilled if anyone other than my husband ever called me a MILF. Yummy mummy I would take any day.
But I would not stoop so low as to use that term on myself … Thanks for keeping me cool, Maria.
And DILF, OMG, you girls are killing me here LOLOL!!!
April 26, 2008 at 2:05 am
@Karen MEG: Huck’s a nut. LOL
Who calls themselves a milf? That really is just ridiculous. That term just is plain tacky anyway.
April 26, 2008 at 2:05 am
@WomensDaily: It is – mischeviously tacky. *lol*
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