Numbered for your Pleasure!!

So I’m mixing a bit of random, stupid bullshit in with some weird confessions of mine. Click the icon to the left for more [and probably quirkier] confessions from less awesome other people. I may add on to this tomorrow – but it’s 1am so I think I’ll keep it a bit short.

[Did you see my new little Favicon in the address bar? It's Meeeeee! Aren't I better to look @ than that big orange Blogger logo?] <– Rhetorical!

1. The First 48 is too damned graphic. The episode on right now has a victim that was beaten to death with a sledgehammer. And they are barely burring the face. They caught the guy though – and gave him 19 years in prison. Pfft. How ’bout life?

2. I’m glad the writer’s strike is over. Hopefully now they can continue Heroes and Pushing Daises. And maybe even renew Journeyman.

3. I hate CAPTCHAS. Especially those long alphanumeric ones that make me believe I’m slightly dyslexic. If you have CAPTCHAS enabled and I still comment on your blog, please know that I really, really friggin’ like you.

4. I don’t think enough people are interested in me. If they were I’d have more followers on Twitter. I’m pretty awesome – you should care. I’m just sayin’…

5. I still haven’t seen Cloverfield. Kill me now.

6. I have my Simple Assault charge court date tomorrow. It will probably be continued which means I still won’t be able to tell you exactly what happened lest this be used against me later in a court of law. It’s coming, don’t worry. But I hope I’m not in court all fucking day tomorrow. Ugh.

7. I’m out of Percocet. And I can’t sleep. So I think I might need a new prescription. Actually, I think I may have a problem. *shakes and twitches*

8. I used to bite my toenails. I haven’t in years, but I used to.

9. My ears get hot, I mean they burn and tingle, when I get angry. I believe they would be heated to another person’s touch but I’ve never thought to test it out while I’m pissed.

10. I sometimes misspell my own name when signing something. While typing that sentence, I misspelled ‘misspell’.

11. I’m obsessed with Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. He’s sexy. Sexy personified. I think he’d be so awesome in bed. He always has that intense “I’ll ravage you and maybe strangle you afterwards” look and I find it seductively hot. I want to fuck him, if you didn’t catch the undertones there.

12. I’m going to stop this list on an even number because unless it’s ’7′, I don’t like for anything to be oddly numbered. I’m a bit like Monk.

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