Poetical, Confessional, Multiple Craziness.

by Maria on February 29, 2008

in Poetical,Self

So, I participate willing and happily in only one particular MeMe; Haiku Fridays. This is due to my own annoyance at blogs that shield their lack of content with paid posts and memeatic [<--yeah, I made it up] nonsense. Not to say all heavily meme’d weblogs have no substance – some of my favorites are chock full of ‘em, but some are just…bland. Anyway, at the request of the marvelous Sue Doe-Nim, I’m ponying up the goods for another one. It’s called Friday Confessions. Maybe on my more creative days I’ll be able to combine the two but not today.

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i hate being sick
*cough* *sniffle* *sneeze* *blow* *shiver*

woe is me, and mine

l d4e76befef74f154f02c8007f54d7638 Poetical, Confessional, Multiple Craziness.My confession of 02.29.08 is – I have not washed my hair this week. I have extremely curly hair, as you can see from the photo, that is a bitch to detangle. I’m also what us black folk call ‘tender headed’. If you happen to pull my hair too hard I’m liable to punch the shit out of you -purely reflex. And, I’ve awoken with a headache every single day this week and haven’t had the balls to torture myself through a 5 minute brush out session. So I’ve packed it into a clip or ponytail and let it be. I’ll wash it today. Probably. Maybe. I dunno. Hey! I like my nose in that picture! It doesn’t look so…desperately in need of rhinoplasty.

And finally – I was tagged by Sue for The Crazy Eights.

Things I’m Passionate About

  • Dog Rescue
  • Heroes
  • Individuality
  • Film
  • Anime
  • Learning
  • Cooking
  • Something top secret that I hope to share with you all in a few months.

Things I Want to Do Before I Die

  • Travel.
  • Publish a book [ with a real publisher.]
  • See a screenplay that I’ve written on the big screen.
  • Learn to swim.
  • Be a size 2 again.
  • Fuck Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
  • Learn to play the guitar.
  • Shoot Lindsay Lohan in the eye with a pellet gun.

Things I Say Often

  • “You okay?” – one of them is always falling or whining or something.
  • “I love you.” – everyday, all day. I just love the response.
  • “Not right now.” – why do they always want to eat when I’m blogging? Sheesh!
  • “I’m not Groucho.” – J. calls me Groucho because I’m so moody. I deny it. Always.
  • “Whatever.”
  • “Fuckity fuckin’ fuck.” – I’m always hurting myself or dropping something.
  • That’s it. I don’t talk that much.

Books I’ve Read Recently [as in sometime last year because I haven't touched a book since October]

  • The Golden Compass – Philip Pullman
  • The Subtle Knife – Philip Pullman
  • The Amber Spyglass -Philip Pullman
  • Other Voices, Other Rooms – Truman Capote
  • War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
  • Here and Now: The Photography of Sam Jones – Sam Jones [that's not really reading, I know]
  • The Kin of Ata are Waiting for You – Dorothy Bryant
  • Atlas Shrugged – Ayn Rand

Songs I Could Listen to Over and Over

  • “Hey Jude” – The Beatles
  • “Can’t Knock the Hustle” – Jay Z & Mary J. Blige
  • “My December” – Linkin Park
  • “Shout” – Tears for Fears [and the Disturbed cover]
  • “Something in the Way She Moves” – The Beatles
  • “Time to say Goodbye” – Sarah Brightman & Andrea Bocelli
  • “I Against I”- Mos Def [from the Blade 2 Soundtrack]
  • “It’s Business Time” – Flight of the Conchords

Things That Attract Me to My Best Friends

  • Intelligence
  • Authenticity
  • Humor
  • Compassion
  • Optimism
  • Loyalty
  • Trustworthiness
  • Selflessness

People I Think Should Do Crazy Eights

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1 Married Leos March 2, 2008 at 2:51 am

Just blog hopping through, have a great weekend.

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2 Huckdoll March 2, 2008 at 7:03 am

Sweet lists and perfect nose…I noticed your nose in that pic before you even said anything.

I’d rather have your hair than the greasy, fine, thin mess that is mine. I must wash it daily or people think I’m a hippie. Sometimes I even wash it twice in one shower because it just doesn’t feel clean enough.

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3 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:39 pm

@kathryn – Ha! That’s an old photo – that’s just to show how curly he is! :)

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4 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:40 pm

@scylla – using old pictures!

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5 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm

@kimmylyn – You can be my accomplice. And I had just woken up in that photo: I hadn’t washed it in two or three days. *lol*

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6 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:42 pm

@Star – You *do* know!

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7 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:43 pm

@abritdifferent -That’s back when she had no hair. *lol*

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8 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:44 pm

@qweenie – Um, thanks. *lol*

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9 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm

@april – It used to. Now it’s all dry and frizzy.

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10 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:50 pm

@groovy mom – Not Barbara! I don’t believe it!

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11 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:51 pm

@CN – I think any religious figure would give you dirty looks. *lol*

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12 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 12:52 pm

@mandy – I’m glad I can go a while. :)

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13 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 1:04 pm

@stacey – Internet slang is cool/fake ebonics is not. I hate that shit!!

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14 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 1:07 pm

@sarabeth – It’s probably true!

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15 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm

@deb – yes it is! Although I love you despite the blogs you post, exploiting your awesome life.

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16 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 1:10 pm

@kidinstl – If I straighten it I won’t wash it either. :)

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17 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm

@holly – It is awesome isn’t it?

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18 The Immoral Matriarch March 5, 2008 at 1:12 pm

@luna – sounds like a plan!

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19 Red Flashlight March 7, 2008 at 3:49 pm

Stop whining – you look amazing. You should try washing it in the bathtub. It feels nicer to work the soap into your hair when you’re underwater. Less of a chore, more of a luxurious treat.

Get this – I pulled a muscle in my head. So every time I touch it my pulled muscle seizes up like an overheated engine. I then grab my head and yell “ow” just like Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

My hair is unbrushed, and Ibuprofen is my friend.

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