If you knew that tomorrow the world would end. No ‘miracles’ possible, no way out, nothing. It was going to happen, with 100% certainty. What would you do? For you? Your children and/or significant other? Would you commit suicide? Would you suck it up and burn?
Personally? I’d make sure they had the best day ever, full of new toys and fast food and Krispy Kreme and playing with puppies, and then I’d OD us all on Benadryl and fall asleep cuddled up with them in my bed, watching Help! and eating Sour Patch Kids. Seems…better.
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Good question. I’d just wanna spend the day with my daughter being happy. No worries, just smiles and laughter.
We’d lock ourselves inside of Chucky Cheese’s where Miss J would play the games over and over, and eat pizza until we couldn’t stomach another slice.
Then we’d probably make our way over to your place for some Sour Patch Kids and Benedryl.
I would eat a kilo of bacon. Go braless. And spend the day cuddling my children. Whether they liked it or not.
Tell people what I really think of them :)
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Remember that scene in Signs when they fix whatever they want for dinner, pancakes, waffles, chicken fried steak, spaghetti, the whole deal. I’d do that with my family. And spend the day just being together, playing silly games, telling them over and over how much I loved them and only them. I would forgive a few people and then when the day was done, we’d all go to sleep together and never wake up.
Wow. That was depressing.
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I would take my fiance and spend the last day on earth with my daughter
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December 18, 2008 at 3:13 am
We talked about this. I don’t know what a perfect day would entail. But it would happen. And then, yes, we wouldn’t wake up.
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Great question … I would spend the day with Princess D at the beach eating hot dogs and ice cream. Benedryl would be a good way to fall asleep before the end.
Your plan made me cry. HORMONES. I’m such a softie.
It would be like just about any other Saturday or Sunday, except with no cleaning and no yelling.
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I would go totally Ahab, find a mountain to stand on, watch it come, raise both middle fingers, and scream “IT’S A GOOD DAY TO DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!” until my throat bled.
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I am so depressed right now. Like a heavy heart. I would make it a pj day and just lay on the floor and giggle with them all day long..
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Well, I’d be a little afraid to do the benadryl thing…what if something changed and I offed us all for nothing?
I would throw a huge party, stuff myself silly, play with my children, let them color on the walls, let them try all of those dangerous things they want to try, and I’d squeeze in as much sex with my boyfriend as possible.
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Hugs, hugs, more hugs. Hugs. Anything possible to make my boys laugh so I could hear it the entire day. Try not to cry (like cripes, I’m kind of doing now). Tell the people I’m not so great at saying ‘I love you’ to that I love them. Then I’d probably mix that cocktail because I don’t want to take the chance I’d watch my kids go in horror.
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I would spend the day with my peeps, doing whatever made them happy. Telling them over and over how much I loved them, and I’d find whatever we had in the house to make the end easier.
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My thoughts were exactly the same as yours. A wonderful day, good food, good times, being together and then falling asleep in each others arms after a drink of something special.
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I don’t have kids. Therefore, I’d get laid, take a nap, get laid, get laid, let my sister know her boyfriend’s a job-hopping douche, tell my family I loved them, then stand out in the yard screaming like a banshee because damnit, I want to see the motherfucker.
Did I mention get laid?
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Yup, it would have to be the most awesome day I could manage under the circumstances with CableDad and MJ. At the end I’d go with massive opiate overdoses and drift of into oblivion.
Would I have to know? Couldn’t I be the one oblivious person, who just goes about her day and doesn’t wake up? No?
My day would be pretty similar. Nothing fancy. Nothing unheard of. But my family would surround me and the amount of tears and hugging would be ridiculous. My children would not be allowed to be awake for such an impact, though. Truly. We would all be sleeping soundly in bed together, Holding tight.
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And, was that Jeff Buckley? because he sure sounded like him…
Dude, you are morbid. lol. I like your plan, except ODing on Benadryl could totally backfire when one of your kids wake up and mommy and daddy and sis were all dead. Then they have to go through the pain of that PLUS burning afterwards?
ODing on pills isnt exactly failproof.
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I’d pretend to be one of Kelley’s kids and get a braless cuddle.
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I’d become the violent, amoral sociopath that I’m destined to eventually become.
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I think I’d probably do something like that too.
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I started to leave a comment but it was getting long so I decided to just put up a post about this.
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I would keep on keepin on till the end. that’s just me. I would let my kids decide what they wanted to do on their own.
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